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Ten Second Tom Quotes in 50 First Dates (2004) Share. Ten Second Tom Quotes. So today I’m going to analyze a movie that’s a bit older, and my first “romantic comedy” film – 50 First Dates, starring Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore. Finally, the 50 First Dates script is here for all you quotes spouting fans of the movie starring Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore and Rob Schneider. This script is a transcript that was painstakingly transcribed using the screenplay and/or viewings of 50 First Dates.

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Ula Quotes:

  • Lucy: Yeah, that's right. Take that! And that! And that! And that! And that!

    Henry: You got him. You got him. Enough. Enough.

    Lucy: Are you okay?

    Henry: Yes.

    Lucy: Okay, I'll be right back. Hey! Come here!

    Henry: No, no, no. I think he's had enough. I'm sorry.

    Ula: My eye!

    Henry: You got him!

    Lucy: Not good enough.

    UlaSeleccionado en ingles. : Oh, Kamehameha!

    Henry: He learned his lesson!

  • [to his children]

    Ula: You kids suck; you're good at everything!

    -- Ula
  • Henry: [after Ula speaks in Hawaiian] Thanks buddy. What does it mean, again?

    Ula: Bring me back a t-shirt

  • Ula: Hey! Kikikuloa! No flippies off the dock! You could get hurt! Let the Master show you how it's done.

    [after doing a painful belly flop off a dock]

    Ula: One of you kids go down there and find my nuts!

    -- Ula
  • Henry: Okay, this is her. Start beating me up. Make it look good.

    Ula: Give me your wallet. Okay, haole, what do you think? You can come to this island, eat our pineapple.

    Henry: Help me! Not so hard. Take it easy.

    Ula: Try to bang our women. Making my sister clean your hotel room.

    Henry: Okay. What does that have to do with this? Relax. Hey! Hey! Help me, please!

    Ula: Stupid haole!

  • Henry: See what happens when you play with sharks.

    Ula: Sharks are like dogs, they only bite when you touch their private parts.

    -- Ula
  • Henry: Ula! Get back to cleaning the pool! And if that's one of your special brownies, don't let any of the dolphins eat that!

    Ula: How do you think I get the dolphins to do double-flips and play with the white kids?

  • Henry: [on video] The part of you for this reenactment will be played by my good friend, Ula.

    Ula: [on video] Aloha. Sorry about your brain.

    -- Ula
  • Ula: Really? Even though in 10-15 years she could possibly let herself go and then sex would be like, nauseating, for you?

    Henry: What, are you nuts? Your wife's right over there.

    Ula: I'm just kidding, Muumuu!

  • Ula's Kid: Hey, Dad.

    Ula: Not now, Keanu Mokokokakau.

    Ula's Kid: But your stitches are bleeding.

    [while playing golf, Ula has ripped the stitches over a shark bite on his waist]

    Ula: It must have been my huge back swing. You think you can stitch me up tonight after I get back from surfing?

    Henry: Yeah, I'm looking forward to it.

    Caddy: I wouldn't surf with a bleeding wound like that. You might attract a shark or something.

    Ula: What's wrong with that, cuz? Sharks are naturally peaceful.

    Caddy: Is that right? How'd you get that nasty cut anyway?

    Ula: A shark bit me.

    Caddy: Nice! Go smoke another one, bro!

    -- Ula
  • Ula: Come on, I need some details. You get some booby, some assy, a pull on your poi-poi? Come on.

    Ula's Kid: Daddy, what's a nympho?

    Ula: Uh, the nympho is the state bird of Ohio.

    Henry: You're the state idiot of Hawaii.

  • Ula: [dressed up as Lucy, with a coconut bra on] Aquariums make me super horny!

    -- Ula
  • Ula's Kid: What's wrong with that turtle?

    Henry: He has lung problems cause he smoked too much turtle weed, which is bad for you. Right Ula?

    Ula: What? I don't smoke weed.

  • Noreen: I'd like to do something extra fun tonight.

    Ula: Uh-oh.

    -- Ula
  • Ula: Oh, you crazy bitch!

    Lucy: Yeah, keep running!

  • Ula: [to Henry] My shirt size is medium husky.

    -- Ula
  • Henry: And why is your foot on my pillow?

    Ula: Sorry brah

    [removes to reveal a dirty footprint and brushes it off, then sits on the pillow]

    Henry: And I don't want your ass on it either!

  • Ula: Dude, I met this sexy blonde tax attorney from Florida at Starbucks today. I told her you the kahuna she wanna have fun on this island. You want her number?

    Henry: You pimping tourists for me again, Ula?

    Ula: Yes! I live vicariously through you, remember? My life sucks. Now, come on give her the Waikikiki sneaky behind the cheeky.

    -- Ula
  • Ula: You meet her, hang out, flirt, no commitment, nobody gets hurt.

    Henry: She's got brain damage, you psycho.

    Ula: Okay, I'll give you that one. But I think it'd be healthy for you. You haven't allowed yourself to connect with a girl for many years.

    Henry: I appreciate your interest Ula, but leave me alone.

    Ula: Hey, you'd be doing exactly what her father does: Giving her a wonderful day. Then when it's time for you to go on your big boat trip, poof, you just leave. She'll never even know you're gone.

    Henry: See I'm not sure about the 'poofing' part, because I'm not a very big poofer. Could you demonstrate a good poof for me.

    Ula: Quit busting my coconuts for five seconds.

    Henry: Alright. Would you stop poofing on that joint and do some work!

    Ula: Okay. Let's get this sucker ready. Then we're gonna take her out for a spin.

  • Ula: [to Henry] You're such a lau lau.

    -- Ula
  • Ula: [Ula falls through the deck of Henry's boat up to his chest] I think I pulled out my stitches again.

    [pause]

    Ula: Hey, did you get a cat? Because I feel something licking me..

  • Kit Hawksin: Excuse me. Did you say you're looking for a young Indian girl?

    Manju R. Sethi: Yes! Yes-yes. Yes.

    Kit Hawksin: I think I know the girl. I should. I gave her a hotel room last night. Pretty girl. No, I'm saying, good-looking kid. Wait a minute. Is this about me paying for it? 'Cause, I'll be honest with you, I do it all the time.

    Rajeev Sethi: You are the one who has kidnapped my daughter!

    Kit Hawksin: Wait! Kidnapped? Take it easy. Buddy, she wanted it. She liked it.

    Ula: Yeah.

    Manju R. Sethi: Is she with you?

    Kit Hawksin: No, no, no. I was with her LAST night. Tonight she's probably with a guy I know. Or maybe two. He's got a partner.

    -- Ula
  • Ula: Don't talk to me, don't look at me neither.

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When leaving to Alaska, Henry receives a Beach Boys CD from Lucy's dad. He remebers Lucy's dad saying right before he left that Lucy was singing again and that she only sang when she thought of Henry. Henry turns back to Hawaii and goes to get Lucy at the institute. She doesn't remember Henry, but she has dreams of him everynight. Eventually, Lucy and Henry get married. Henry makes a tape for her to watch every morning. The movie ends when Lucy awakes on Henry's boat, in Alaska, and meets her daughter (Lucy's dad is there too).

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Continuity mistake: The dark roots of Lucy's hair can be seen off and on throughout the movie. One day she will have dark roots, and the next day she won't.

Nick: Hey, Mr. Peanut Butter Cups.
Henry: Hey, Mr. Could-Kill-Me-In-One-Punch.

Trivia: Lucy's doctor mentions that their hospital is funded by T.B. Callahan Auto Industries, a reference to 'Tommy Boy' Callahan, a major character from 'Tommy Boy' (1995).

Question: When Henry and Lucy are getting intimate and Henry sees the two dolphins in the tank watching, he calls them Mary Kate and Ashley. I know who they are but why does he refer to them like this?

Answer:Probably because it was the dolphins' names. Someone probably thought the dolphins looked alike and that it would be funny if they were named after the famous twins.

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